Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world... Lt. Carlye Walton had to walk into Hawkeye's. Carlye (Blythe Danner) is the one who got away; during Hawkeye' ...

When soldiers are hit in the field, they are taken to Battalion Aid Stations and other small first aid units before a chopper is sent to fly them to either M*A*S*H or Eva ...

On 11 October 1952, at the 4077 M*A*S*H did Captain B.F. Pierce commit mutiny and attempt to usurp lawful military authority, willfully attack commanding officer, Major F ...

Colonel Coner (Kevin Hagen) is giving the 4077 too much business; BJ is livid, as all the Colonel cares about is his kill ratio. He will risk 10 live soldiers to retrieve ...

Hawkeye has a jeep accident trying to avoid hitting some Korean children. He thinks he sustained a contrecoup brain laceration which may result in concussion, so he keeps ...

In a classic episode, Frank is lonesome and driving everyone insane. Margaret is in Tokyo at a nurses seminar and he feels absolutely friendless. Potter asks BJ and Hawke ...

This time, it is Radar writing home to his Ma. Radar is helping with company foot inspections (20,000 toes) and Potter gets a 100% rating. Radar compares Potter to the ma ...

Radar is always trying to take care of his CO: this time, it's tomato juice. BJ is the insect officer; Frank is procurement officer. Frank will order tomato juice if the ...

The daily mail brings its usual batch of good news and trauma. Colonel Potter finds out that he is about to become a grandfather and spends the day trying to find out whe ...

Radar has the toughest duties at the 4077. He has to disturb the officers' slumber if there is an emergency; Margaret is not all sweetness and light when she is wakened. ...

The rampant camp fever has the doctors stumped; HQ believes the fever is carried by rat-borne mites and fleas. Fr. Mulcahy is in Seoul, trying to dig up more info on the ...

Frank and Hawkeye race back to the 4077 after spending an entire night at the site of a bus meeting a land mine. Tired, cranky Hawkeye splashes dirt on an uppity Col. by ...

BJ writes home for the 3d time this week; Davis, a patient Frank gave up for dead, now has BJ to thank for his life. One of Father Mulcahy's superiors, Col. Maurice Holis ...

Incoming wounded include a Captain who identifies himself to Radar and the doctors as Jesus Christ. He does not appear to be bucking for a Section 8 and seems placid and ...

Potter thinks Hawkeye is a pip, as he has a comeback for everything. But Frank's Purple Heart (for an egg fragment in his eye) is no joke and Hawkeye does not find it fun ...

Radar is trying too hard. He has the same kind of ESP with Col. Potter that he enjoys with everyone else, but Radar thinks being around Potter is like staying with his au ...

The 38th Parallel Medical Conference: just an excuse for boozing one's brains out! Radar drives the 4077 bus back to camp with Potter and the 3 doctors and realizes they ...

Ah, the cleanliness of military war: one hand washes another. After 30 years, Sgt. Kimble is going home; his medical records must be fixed so he travels by boat and not b ...

Klinger and BJ are mystified; Hawkeye's father called the 4077 in the middle of the night and asked for BJ. When a morgue attendant, Digger, tries to retrieve the body of ...

It is a long night of nerve-wracking shelling and artillery. One of BJ's black patients is fading, which is not helping the 97.8% health rate enjoyed by the 4077. With B+ ...

It is 19 Sept 1952; the Army sends a full bird Colonel, Sherman Tecumseh Potter, veteran of WWI and WWII, to command the 4077. Potter finds Radar suntanning, with metal p ...

In a contrived plot where Hawkeye takes a separate RandR in Tokyo from fellow Swamp Rat, Trapper, Hawkeye returns back to the 4077 in a rickshaw. Frank and Hotlips are le ...

Frat guy Kyle and his girlfriend discover, while frolicking in a park, the corpse of Miami porn star Ashley Anders, who was strangled using nine fingers. The porn firms g ...

A paparazzi's death leads the investigators to another death of a young woman. ...

Mike Heck remains imperturbable whether a fellow Orson, Indiana quarry employee is hurt in an explosion or his family goes through even more drama. Firstborn son Axl is i ...

K.C. Cooper enlists the help of former spy and computer engineering expert Simone Deveraux when her family's sophisticated robot, Judy, runs away and is captured by enemy ...

After some fans submit a video of a prank to the web-show, Carly, Sam and Freddie discuss pranks they've pulled in the past, and Carly begins to feel self-conscious about ...

Carly's web show runs a car-giveaway contest, but problems arise when the dealership that was supposed to provide the vehicle suddenly decides not to forfeit the goods. H ...

Nevel Papperman is back, and instead of trashing iCarly in his articles, he has directly sabotaged the website itself. Meanwhile Spencer persuades the Plain White T's to ...

For school, Ally has to do a report on her oldest living relative. Frank mentions that there's still some of his family left in Italy. So, using his resources, Ray tracks ...

The boys and Stevie take off in the evening to visit the carnival but get into trouble, while the parents go searching for them. ...

When Major League Baseball goes on a strike, NO MA'AM organizes their own league sponsored by nude bars. ...