Ms Garrison realises she still has feelings for Mr Slave. But Mr Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new boyfriend, Big Gay Al as soon as the Governor signs the sam ...

Butters fakes his own death and disguises himself as a girl so he can infiltrate a sleepover and steal a fortune telling device from the girls. Meanwhile, Butters' father ...

Mr. Slave fights against Paris Hilton when she becomes a bad influence on the girls in South Park. Meanwhile, Paris offers Butters' parents a huge amount of money if she ...

The boys begin to exaggerate stories when their student news show falls behind in the ratings. ...

South Park Elementary is having elections to determine whether a giant douche or a turd sandwich will be the next school mascot. Stan claims he doesn't want to have to de ...

Stan is so heartbroken when Wendy dumps him that he turns goth. Meanwhile, Butters learns about unrequited love when he falls for a waitress at a local restaurant. Writte ...

Cartman makes his hand into a face which he calls Jennifer Lopez. He slowly realizes that it's taking over his consciousness. When he's at the mall with his friends, Ms. ...

Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edward after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body. ...

Bebe's breasts begin to develop, and the boys are at a loss to explain why they are suddenly drawn to her, when they had no interest in her before. ...

Improper sex ed classes lead to the boys declaring war on the girls. ...

Cartman gets sent off to a fitness camp to lose weight and comes back to South Park not only much thinner, but also much more mature and good-natured. His friends appreci ...

Every year for Thanksgiving, the fourth grade puts on a production of The Miracle Worker. This year, however, they face stiff competition from the kindergarteners, who ar ...

Cartman decides to realize his dream of getting rich by starting up a boy band called Fingerbang. The band, consisting of the four boys and Wendy (dressed as a boy), sets ...

Chef and Jimbo are debating whether the flag of South Park, which depicts four white figures lynching a black figure, should be kept. Jimbo wants to keep the flag out of ...

During a playground argument, Cartman throws a rock at Token. Because Token is black, the incident is treated as a hate crime and Cartman is sentenced to juvenile detenti ...

After Cartman receives $2 from the tooth fairy for his lost tooth, the boys hatch a plan to get rich by stealing all the lost teeth they can find. Their plan goes awry, h ...

The kids get a visit from Petey the Sexual Harassment Panda, who teaches them why sexual harassment is wrong. Later that day, Stan insults Cartman who, taking Petey's mes ...

The boys are getting ready to start their first day of shop class (except for Kenny, who ends up in Home Ec.), and the teacher, Mr. Adler, begins by asking who the bigges ...

While out in the woods, Cartman discovers a strange creature. Some government scientists tell the townspeople that the creature is a Jakovasaur: a prehistoric animal thou ...

The boys get recruited to join a choir group performing in Costa Rica to help save the rainforest. The choir leader, Miss Stevens, wants to teach everyone how wonder the ...

Facing termination for not teaching anything, Mr. Garrison tells the students they have to give a current events presentation before the school board to demonstrate what ...

Cartman is spending Christmas at his grandparents' house, and the rest of the guys are invited. When Stan asks his parents for permission, however, they refuse. Angry and ...

Egged on by Wendy, Stan and Kyle start building a tree-house in Stan's backyard with the goal of eventually being able to play Truth or Dare with Wendy and Bebe (who has ...

When the kids' school bus crashes and ends up hanging off the edge of a cliff, Miss Crabtree tells everyone to stay in the bus while she goes to get help. While they wait ...

The boys discover that the school nurse has a dead fetus attached to the side of her head. Though they make fun of her at first, Kyle's mother decides to take the opportu ...

A heinous crime has been committed in South Park: the chickens at a local farm have been molested by a pervert. The criminal leaves a note behind as a clue, forcing Offic ...

This is the second part of a cliffhanger episode, in which Cartman is trying to find the identity of his father. Dr Mephisto has the results of his DNA test, but is shot ...

When Mr. Garrison takes time off to get plastic surgery, the kids get the lovely Miss Ellen as their substitute. While she seems nice enough, Wendy notices the effect she ...

A new student arrives at South Park Elementary when his father comes into town on business. In this case, however, Dad is the Dark Lord Satan himself and the child is his ...

As the holiday season approaches in South Park, Kyle finds himself in a bind. On the one hand, he feels left out as the only Jew when everyone is celebrating Christmas. O ...

As Thanksgiving approaches, the boys see a TV ad asking for people to sponsor starving children in Ethiopia. They decide to give it a try, motivated less by the thought o ...

Kenny gets killed by the falling Mir space station as the kids are waiting to go to school. At the morgue, a bottle of Worcestershire sauce accidentally gets mixed into K ...