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Jake becomes an insufferable cellphone-junkie. Tired of meaningless floozies, Charlie decides after a particularly dumb one to double-date with Alan's friend. Charlie nearly freaks out learning that Linda is a municipal judge and law professor. Soon he can't resist the challenge, even if that sets him on a bumpy course for embarrassment. Written by KGF Vissers
All Episodes - S05
EPS01
Charlie is plagued by a terribly and 'intimate' itchy rash (privates is inappropriate for him, as Alan points out). Now Jake is finally allowed to junior high school, Ala ...
EPS02
Alan walks into Evelyn's trap, so Charlie gets recruited as her male escort instead of spending the evening with his latest girlfriend Mitzi. However he enjoys learning h ...
EPS03
Jake becomes an insufferable cellphone-junkie. Tired of meaningless floozies, Charlie decides after a particularly dumb one to double-date with Alan's friend. Charlie nea ...
EPS04
Charlie is getting serious with Linda. But lately he seems to be seeing his ex-stalker, Rose. Has she returned from England, or is it his imagination? ...
EPS05
Going through the bills, Alan panics because Charlie hasn't had a jingle commission in months and admits that business is slow and may not change. Therefore Alan accepts ...
EPS06
Alan refuses to let a 17 year-old mate drive Jake to a rock concert. Yet Evelyn takes their kid's side, which inspires him to sneak out the window. Charlie is angry his b ...
EPS07
Alan's arrogant decision to place a cheap flashy bowl he bought on a prominent place is the last straw for Charlie, who reminds him of his place as the guest. Alan claims ...
EPS08
Alan and Jake hardly take note of Charlie's success on TV as singing children idol 'Charlie Waffles', but a flow of fat checks awakes fraternal envy. Yet when manager Bob ...
EPS09
At ma Evelyn's engagement party, her fiancé Teddy makes Charlie promise not to hit on his foxy daughter, wicked luxury car salesperson Courtney. However that vixen succe ...
EPS10
Charlie's French latest conquest, Gabrielle, makes Alan hornily jealous. So he desperately calls Charity, who dumped him on his prom night, only to learn that it was for ...
EPS11
Jake's overt shallowness is insufferable even for Charlie, and taking him along to a restaurant as diversion proves a painful mistake. Alan can only admit he and his late ...
EPS12
Charlie feels as sick as a dog with a killer cold, but nobody comes to take care of him, until Rose returns, back from England. However she talks about eternal care, give ...
EPS13
Charlie predicts correctly Alan's recently divorced ex, Cynthia Sullivan, a friend of Judith, will even go for Alan. Alas the born loser can't help stressing about her re ...
EPS14
Alan is through with disastrous 'romantic' dates, so he gets Charlie to find him a cheap/classy hooker. Jake can only get a date with young Milly by agreeing to double-da ...
EPS15
Alan points out Charlie's serial dating, daily, is getting excessive, even by his standards. Even bloody noses from cuckolded-hubby fists and a sorely overexerted scrotum ...
EPS16
Alan plays wedding planner for his mother, Evelyn and Teddy, who waves a prenuptial, while the Harper boys discover their mother is very rich too. Charlie finds himself c ...
EPS17
While Evelyn still enjoys the wedding reception, Charlie finds her latest husband Teddy dead on bed, pants down and skull smashed. He and Alan have no choice but to infor ...
EPS18
Hoping for an earthquake to undo his Shakespeare assignment, Jake left it till the last weekend, without Taming the Shrew. Alan drags him to the bookstore, not that a cop ...
EPS19
Alan has a crush on Charlie's new older girlfriend and Charlie discovers that he dated his girlfriend's son's fiancée. Meanwhile, Alan tries to get Jake to study for his ...