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Solely to get to a surfing girl, Charlie mounts his own board which had been gathering dust since he moved to Malibu, and nearly drowns at the first wave; he gets shark hallucinations and 'instinctively' tongue-kisses the burly lifeguard who resuscitates him mouth-to-mouth, but the worst thing is a vision of his dead father telling him to take care of mother Evelyn Harper. Alan first bitches dad didn't even mention him, but finally comes along to the dreaded dragon. Evelyn slips out to Alan his conception was a gas station condom accident, announces minor 'woman surgery' the next day and is invited to the beach house after what turns out to be plastic surgery, a fat transplant Jake calls 'her butt is in her lips'; in no time she angers both sons to despair again. Then Charlie finds out that 'father's voice' actually was just an old gangster movie on video, so when his life-savior asks him for a coffee, presumably eager for more French kissing... Written by KGF Vissers
All Episodes - S04
EPS01
After Alan's impulsive wedding to Kandi in Vegas, where Charlie came to his senses just in time, the couple wins $500,000 playing jackpot, but even that proves bad luck: ...
EPS02
Only now Alan learns Charlie gave up the one woman he could love for life in order to avoid her sending him and Jake out of the marital home, only to see Alan repeat his ...
EPS03
Solely to get to a surfing girl, Charlie mounts his own board which had been gathering dust since he moved to Malibu, and nearly drowns at the first wave; he gets shark h ...
EPS04
Alan wants to keep at least Chester, the dog he alone cared for in his second divorce. But Judith 'gave' his new ex the lawyer who cleaned out Alan in his first divorce, ...
EPS05
Alan has hit rock bottom: with two alimony drains beyond his modest means, he must practically beg Charlie for a meal, so it sounds like heaven when Jake's purely evil mo ...
EPS06
Charlie's latest, unusually conservative, classy girlfriend, Lydia, makes her entry in the beach-house in the Harper's hated ma Evelyn's style, almost instantly hurting e ...
EPS07
A pregnant woman turning up at the beach-house causes panic with the Harper brothers 'til they learn it's Bertha's daughter Naomi. To Charlie's bewilderment Alan finds he ...
EPS08
With Alan's luck, a jog on the beach ends with being arrested by police dogs, mistaken for an escaping criminal. When he seeks psychiatric help, Dr. Linda Freeman looks d ...
EPS09
After being stuck with the check despite Alan announcing 'my shout' at the movies only to have 'forgotten his wallet', Charlie still takes him on a double-date at his gir ...
EPS10
Alan needs Kandi to agree to sell her condo to avoid bankruptcy but only gets sexual satisfaction. Meanwhile, Charlie's bossy girlfriend Lydia proves particularly invasiv ...
EPS11
Charlie happily prepares to spend Christmas Eve as any pleasant night, getting lustily laid, this time by easy girl Gloria. As a good sport he allows the commoner's tradi ...
EPS12
Alan let a girl-friend pierce his ear, rather then.., Charlie sneers it's badly infected and that side is a gay signal. Finding Berta in his bed after minding her daughte ...
EPS13
Charlie and Berta are too much amused to allow neurotic Alan, who tries desperately, to stop them from intervening when Alan 'answers' Jake's questions about sex and fact ...
EPS14
Alan complains to Charlie that Jake had access to his computer with a 'saucy' movie, starring his present fling Vanessa. Berta refuses to buy the acidophilus (somehow hea ...
EPS15
Charlie is disappointed to find Alan isn't surfing for porn, like any healthy bachelor, but his own brother uses a dating service. Still good soul Charlie accepts to play ...
EPS16
Charlie is getting older, making love every day or more exhausts him physically, to the point of needing a rest between bangs. So he needs to take his girl Robin -24, abo ...
EPS17
After finding out that their mother was only one of a few in attendance at her friend's funeral, Charlie and Alan inform her that she will be in the same situation when h ...
EPS18
While Charlie is rather pleased Jake is naturally riping into puberty at least in terms of horniness, dad Alan nostalgically remembers his 'baby boy', precisely what the ...
EPS19
Alan is ecstatic to go hand Judith her very last alimony check now she's about to marry Herb, but the groom's sister, Mira, an economics teacher, is a match for the bitch ...
EPS20
Alan's dream of freedom is about to come true now that his ex Judith is getting remarried to Dr. Herb Melnick. He worries that Charlie, who is having sex with Herb's sist ...
EPS21
When Alan befriends the charming, divorced, openly gay Greg, whose teenage daughter gets on great with Jake, Charlie gets both Harper brothers worried if Greg may be 'int ...
EPS22
Charlie promises to help Jake prepare a book report, due Monday, while Alan goes to the DMV, but sugar Uncle tells the lazy kid to take it easy all Saturday till the dead ...
EPS23
Charlie falls through his beach-house banister, so Alan uses a handyman coupon to engage Fernando(Enrique Iglesias) with a 20% discount for repairs. The handsome Latino i ...
EPS24
The Harper brothers suddenly see their evil mother Evelyn with another man, Teddy Leopold, a businessman from Denver. Initially Charlie refuses to get attached again. Ma' ...