That Was Saliva, Alan

That Was Saliva, Alan

Now that Frankie has tricked the Harpers into taking her and her daughter Joanie in, she explains that Bob's parents want her declared mentally incompetent in order to get custody. Charlie wants to dump her, but Alan insists on taking them both in. Jake doesn't enjoy the 8 year old's 'romantic' attention. Charlie hates the consolation kisses and compliments, and is stunned when Frankie prefers intimacy with Alan. Charlie rightly warns him he's just falling for his 'damsel in distress', but warns her not to hurt his kid brother. Written by KGF Vissers

  • Duration: 22 min
  • IMDb: 8.0

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HD Pilot

Pilot

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Pilot - EPS 01

HD
IMDb: 8.4
2003
23 min

Charlie Harper just had his pants down and a willing girl stripping for sex when his brother Alan calls, whose wife Judith threw him out with ten year-old son Jake. They ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Big Flappy Bastards

Big Flappy Bastards

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Big Flappy Bastards - EPS 02

HD
IMDb: 8.0
2003
22 min

Alan learns that asking Charlie to help him punish Jake makes it harder, the naughty knaves rather play together. Charlie learns, also the hard way, a boy that immature c ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

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Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell - EPS 03

HD
IMDb: 7.9
2003
22 min

Alan and Jake move into Charlie's beach-house permanently, ex Judith even helps arrange Jake's room. When the kid gets sick and insists on getting nursed 'at home' by his ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

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HD
IMDb: 8.1
2003
22 min

While Charlie tries to write a chocolate jingle, his maid Bertha quits, tired of caring for three Harpers and Alan's perfectionist suggestions. Alan offers to do the dome ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

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The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump - EPS 05

HD
IMDb: 8.0
2003
19 min

Charlie objected to being commandeered by Alan to bring Jake to soccer, and to the wimpy idea to 'teach' the boys not to keep scores. However he finds Ernie's army brat s ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

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IMDb: 7.8
2003
21 min

Charlie tries to teach Jake how to avoid female scorn by carefully screening telephone calls. However, grandma Harper knows all the tricks and comes unannounced, to comma ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

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HD
IMDb: 8.4
2003
22 min

Charlie demonstrates to Alan how to keep people happy by telling them 'I understand' without committing to anything, not even actually listening. When Judith complains be ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

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IMDb: 8.0
2003
19 min

After being tricked into helping Alan and Judith produce Jake's classroom musical, Charlie is flattered to find out that the kids know all the words to his jingles. Alan ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Phase One, Complete

Phase One, Complete

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IMDb: 7.8
2003
21 min

Charlie is not amused when his latest flirt Wendy's eagerness to help out with Jake and the Harper brothers' household seems to land him into a 'real' relationship. He's ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Merry Thanksgiving

Merry Thanksgiving

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Merry Thanksgiving - EPS 10

HD
IMDb: 8.2
2003
21 min

Thanksgiving winds up being the least thankful day of the year for Charlie, who has to bribe various members of his household to even come to a traditional turkey dinner. ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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IMDb: 7.8
2003
20 min

Alan and Charlie discover Judith is dating again - with Jake's soccer coach. Alan is jealous and wants to start dating again too, but he's as hopeless at it as Charlie in ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Camel Filters and Pheromones

Camel Filters and Pheromones

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IMDb: 8.8
2004
21 min

Grumpy maid Berta's airhead daughter Cheryl Ann needs a babysitter for her daughter, so Charlie allows Berta to bring her along. Alas, at sixteen Prudence is mentally bar ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Sarah Like Puny Alan

Sarah Like Puny Alan

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IMDb: 7.8
2004
21 min

Charlie enjoys teaching 'blank page' Jake dirty jokes. Alan has flu, so Rose imposes herself as his 'intimate' nurse, until Evelyn arrives and takes over. Charlie insists ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD I Can't Afford Hyenas

I Can't Afford Hyenas

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IMDb: 8.0
2004
21 min

Alan lectures Charlie for teaching Jake to gamble and tipping pizza boy Ted $50. Alas, Berta's shopping shows that his credit-card is maxed out and is cut up. Stan explai ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

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IMDb: 8.0
2004
22 min

Seeing Frankie completely vandalize her therapist's car for telling her she has anger control issues, Alan just wants to run, but Charlie just sees unrestrained sex poten ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD That Was Saliva, Alan

That Was Saliva, Alan

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HD
IMDb: 8.0
2004
22 min

Now that Frankie has tricked the Harpers into taking her and her daughter Joanie in, she explains that Bob's parents want her declared mentally incompetent in order to ge ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

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IMDb: 8.1
2004
20 min

Alan enjoys winding up his ex, Judith, who just increased his alimony burden by pretending that Charlie will get custody of Jake if they both die. However, both Charlie a ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD An Old Flame with a New Wick

An Old Flame with a New Wick

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HD
IMDb: 8.5
2004
21 min

Charlie's old flame, Jill, comes for a visit, she had an operation and is now called Bill. Then Evelyn starts dating Bill. ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

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I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You - EPS 19

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IMDb: 8.2
2004
19 min

When Jake's mother Judith gets a visit from her ever-rivaling, sexier but less smart sister Liz, Alan fears trouble because she had sex with Charlie in the cloakroom at h ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

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IMDb: 7.8
2004
21 min

Jake plays electric guitar all day long and doesn't want to do anything else. Alan and Charlie can't figure out why. Jake refuses to discuss anything with anyone, includi ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD No Sniffing, No Wowing

No Sniffing, No Wowing

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IMDb: 8.2
2004
22 min

After Charlie is given a witness interview by Alan's expensive, power-hungry divorce lawyer, Laura, she sets her sights on him, but warns him that it must be kept a secre ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

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My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet - EPS 22

HD
IMDb: 8.1
2004
21 min

Alan has consented to pay for Jake's appointment at the child psychologist, self-confessed mere guesser Dr. Freeman. Charlie finds that Alan is the one who sleepwalks and ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Just Like Buffalo

Just Like Buffalo

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Just Like Buffalo - EPS 23

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IMDb: 8.6
2004
21 min

Whenever Jake repeats Charlie's flippant rule 'not to marry as long as you have women for domestic and intimate services', the Harper boys get into trouble. It's worst fo ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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HD Can You Feel My Finger

Can You Feel My Finger

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HD
IMDb: 8.3
2004
22 min

Charlie is sure he isn't ready for fatherhood after a year of trying to raise Jake, so he opts to have a vasectomy. But when the doctor performing the procedure keeps get ...

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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