Family skips plane ride and drives to vacation spot. Big mistake. ...

The family van must be repaired overnight after being driven into a ditch, so the Parkers park themselves at nearby motel Swift Stay Suites. ...

Nate gets pulled over for driving under the influence although he's completely sober. ...

The Parkers begrudgingly stop to eat at a culturally insensitive roadside restaurant and dinner theater. ...

The kids recover from food poisoning at a bed and breakfast with southern hospitality and Russian vodka. ...

Robin agrees to marry the southern gentleman Dr. Rob and his Russian bride, but she realizes something is very wrong. ...

While stuck in traffic, Nate and Robin reminisce about when they met. ...

At the detour Nate takes to Salvation, Florida, where it's Christmas year-round,the family discovers that he's been lying to them. ...

Nate's plan to get his job back unravels once they arrive, but a nearby racetrack offers hope. ...

The Parkers try to take down Nate's company through whistle-blowing. ...