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South Park Elementary is having elections to determine whether a giant douche or a turd sandwich will be the next school mascot. Stan claims he doesn't want to have to decide between a douche and a turd and refuses to vote. As a result, he is banished from the town. Written by Mike
All Episodes - S08
EPS01
When the boys trick a man at the local fair to let them purchase weapons, they end up with more than they bargained for when Kenny accidentally stabs Butters in the eye, ...
EPS02
Jimmy begins using steroids to improve his chances in the special Olympics. Meanwhile, Cartman disguises himself as a handicapped boy so he can enter as well and win the ...
EPS03
Cartman leads a campaign against the Jews after seeing The Passion Of The Christ. Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny try to get their money back from Mel Gibson and discover that ...
EPS04
A gang of kids from the O.C. challenge Stan do a dance-off. But before the big event, Butters must confront a painful event from his past. ...
EPS05
Cartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. He tricks him into believing it and can't give away his identity because he finds out Butters has a video of hi ...
EPS06
A new family moves in to South Park, calling themselves The Jeffersons. It really is Michael Jackson with his son escaping from the earlier Hollywood lifestyle. Stan, Car ...
EPS07
When people from a poverty-stricken future travel back in time to find work, South Park residents accuse them of taking their jobs. ...
EPS08
South Park Elementary is having elections to determine whether a giant douche or a turd sandwich will be the next school mascot. Stan claims he doesn't want to have to de ...
EPS09
When a Wall-Mart built in South Park takes business away from local businesses, the boys go to the company's headquarters to get it destroyed. ...
EPS10
A bully who was sent to juvenile hall in a misunderstanding is released, and comes looking for revenge. ...
EPS11
The boys begin to exaggerate stories when their student news show falls behind in the ratings. ...
EPS12
Mr. Slave fights against Paris Hilton when she becomes a bad influence on the girls in South Park. Meanwhile, Paris offers Butters' parents a huge amount of money if she ...
EPS13
Cartman mistakenly believes he is a psychic, and is recruited by the police to help them with investigations. ...
EPS14
Stan meets some talking woodland critters and helps them prepare for their Christmas, until he discovers that the critters worship Satan and are planning to unleash the A ...