The boys try to fatten up Butters and then liposuction him so they can get a marketing deal at a local restaurant. Meanwhile, Jared from the Subway commercials causes a c ...

Stan gets caught up in a fierce skiing competition while the boys vacation in Aspen. Meanwhile, their parents struggle in vain to escape a time-share presentation. Writte ...

The boys disguise Butters as a mutant to win prizes on The Maury Povich show. They become upset when Butters' prize is a round of putt-putt golf, and so Cartman goes on t ...

Stan leads the boys in kidnapping all the baby cows from a local ranch after a first hand look at how veal is made turns him into a vegetarian. ...

The boys have to sit through an episode of Fightin' Round The World with Russell Crowe so they can see a preview for the new movie starring Terrence and Philip. However, ...

After being shunned by his friends, Butters develops a villainous alter ego and sets out to wreak havoc on the town. Meanwhile, the boys search for a new friend. ...

Professor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on The Simpsons. Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium. ...

Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mou ...

The boys form a club to save classic movies from being re-issued by their greedy directors, and find themselves fighting with Steven Spielberg and George Lucas over a pla ...

Bebe's breasts begin to develop, and the boys are at a loss to explain why they are suddenly drawn to her, when they had no interest in her before. ...

Parents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be abducted, which leads to them taking more and more extreme measures to ensure their safety, fin ...

The boys have 7 days to get a winning ticket stub they left with Kenny for a shopping spree, which is difficult because Kenny is dead. Even worse, the McCormicks cremated ...

Randy and Sharon realize too late that the box they have sent with the boys contains a porno rather than a copy of The Lord Of The Rings. As the parents race to stop them ...

When Mr. Garrison learns about discrimination lawsuits, he hires a new teaching assistant named Mr. Slave and tries everything to get fired for being gay. When the studen ...

Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edward after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body. ...

A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax. ...

When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to Iraq with Jesus and Mr. Hankey to save Santa from terrorists. ...