Back to Earth (Part Two)

The Dwarfers find themselves in a life-threatening situation when they devolve Pete the Sparrow into a Tyrannosaurus Rex with a time-wand, and he goes on the rampage in the cargo decks. To make matters worse, Pete has eaten the time-wand, so the Dwarfers hatch a cunning plan to get it back via a dinosaur portion of cow vindaloo. Unfortunately, Pete also eats through the crew's food stocks - including two-and-a-half tonnes of mint-chocolate ice-cream, 2,000 gallons of Coca Cola and 400 orange ice pops - with devastating effects. Rimmer and Lister are sent on the mission to put things right, but things don't go quite as planned. Written by Anonymous