After Hank catches Bobby freak dancing at a concert, he forbids his son from attending a boys-and-girls slumber party--but Bobby sneaks off on his own. ...

A cute groupie convinces Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest that pits him against a Laotian champion. ...

Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, wreaks havoc while visiting Arlen. ...

Peggy gets jealous of Bobby's home economic skills. Bill loses a million dollar bet to Dale. ...

Bobby and Hank compete in a dog dancing contest. ...

Bobby ditches his towel manager responsibilities on the football team to work on growing his roses. ...

In this episode, Hank is sentenced to an anger management class after accidentally sawing off Dale's finger. ...

Peggy opens her own bookstore, but when she discovers that customers are nonexistent, she reluctantly allows Dale to sublet space so he can sell guns. ...

Luanne is wooed by millionaire Trip Larsen...who has bizarre plans for her. ...

Hank puts his reputation on the line when he recommends Dale for an exterminator job at Megalomart...only to realize that Dale thinks the vermin is Chuck Mangione; Bobby ...

Luanne becomes a boxer. ...

Hank takes Joseph on a vision quest in hopes of changing the boy's ways, but when Dale ends up experiencing a vision of his own, he misinterprets one of Joseph's dreams.. ...

After attending couples counseling, Hank and Peggy buy a motorcycle and head for Sturgis, South Dakota to attend a giant biker rally. But trouble erupts when Hank refuses ...

Tension erupts between Peggy, Minh and Nancy when a seat opens on the school board and each of the women announces their intention to run. ...

When Bobby repeatedly disobeys Hank, he is forced to attend the same boot camp Cotton went to in his youth. But to Cotton's horror, the once draconian facility now mollyc ...

When Hank teaches Bobby the basics of propane sales, Bobby ignores the advice and uses his own strategy--with impressive results; Bill sails away in a lawn chair tied to ...

Hank and Peggy become concerned when the leering buck Strickland ends up in Luanne's Bible study class; Bobby skips gym class to have tea and scones at the posh Hotel Arl ...

Peggy convinces Principal Moss to hire her as the new full-time organic gardening teacher by promising the vegetables to the football team. However, organic gardening pro ...

Bill spreads lice to Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer. When Hanks gets his head shaved, he's surprised to discover he has a tattoo on his scalp. ...

Hank is accused of being a racist when Ladybird barks at a black repairman. ...

Dale meets the woman of his dreams when the neighborhood becomes infested with pigeons; Hank serves as Luanne's designated driver on her birthday, only to end up getting ...

Kahn reacts with horror when his mother becomes the Hills' maid... and Bill's lover. ...

Hank is horrified when Bobby joins a group of witches who want the boy to drink dog's blood during one of their ceremonies. ...