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Bill opens a Santa Claus village at his house and annoys Hank by keeping it open well after Christmas.
All Episodes - S05
EPS01
Hank meets Presidential candidate George W. Bush at a rally and is unimpressed by his handshake, while Luanne registers to vote as a Communist. ...
EPS02
Bobby works for Mr. Strickland as his golf caddy for the summer. Peggy and Minh race each other to see who can donate the most blood. ...
EPS03
Puberty hits 12 year-old Joseph before it hits 13 year-old Bobby. Hank builds coffins for himself and Peggy. ...
EPS04
During the Thanksgiving season, John Redcorn tries to get closer to Joseph by teaching him about the plight of the Native Americans. ...
EPS05
Peggy substitutes in the geometry class at Arlen High, where she attracts the ire of local businessmen for giving a failing grade to a star football player. ...
EPS06
Cotton loses his home and must go back to work to support Didi and G.H. ...
EPS07
Bobby attempts to achieve yearbook immortality by becoming the school mascot. ...
EPS08
Bill opens a Santa Claus village at his house and annoys Hank by keeping it open well after Christmas. ...
EPS09
Hank's classic pick-up truck has just about seen its days, but Hank is very emotionally attached to his automobile and, that night when going to see an effeminate movie, ...
EPS10
Hank is a proud Texan, which is all about to change when Cotton reveals to him he was born in New York City. ...
EPS11
When Bill forms a friendship with Former Texas Governor Ann Richards, his ex-wife Lenore returns. ...
EPS12
After performing at a retirement home with his class, Bobby receives a ventriloquist's dummy from one of the residents there. Hank begrudgingly warms up to the idea, but ...
EPS13
After a violent pimp shows up looking for her, Hank and Peggy unknowingly board a prostitute. Then they soon discover that Hank has been unwittingly pimping her all aroun ...
EPS14
Dale can no longer work as an exterminator because the chemicals he uses have eroded his sinuses. Thus, he must get an office job. ...
EPS15
Luanne joins a church group to become a born-again virgin, where Peggy reveals a shocking fact about her past. ...
EPS16
When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird's dander, Hank makes him live in the dog house he built for the dog who refuses to live in it. ...
EPS17
Hank joins Bobby's science class in opposition to a plan to drain the quarry and put a landfill there, because it will reveal a practical joke which he, Dale, and Bill pl ...
EPS18
When Channel 83 replaces Nancy with Luanne as the weather lady, Dale concocts a scheme to sue a tobacco company to pay for a face lift for his wife. ...
EPS19
Hank must wear a prosthesis when he is diagnosed with Diminished Gluteal Syndrome. ...
EPS20
Bobby pretends to be a high schooler with a congenital kidney disease that has stunted his growth. He later adds to the charade by claiming Connie has a vestigial tail. ...