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Minh joins Dale's gun club to learn how to shoot skeet. Hank investigates who is putting their garbage in his garbage can.
All Episodes - S12
EPS01
Hank and the guys take Bobby to to a Texas/Nebraska college football game. During the game, they help themselves to an empty luxury suite, which puts them in a precarious ...
EPS02
Bobby protests against commercialism at Tom Landry Middle School when he discovers that a cute girl is suddenly interested in him because of it. ...
EPS03
Bobby is selected to be a powder-puff cheerleader, but Peggy and the rest the PTA threaten to disband the group after the PTA president decides that it's sexist. ...
EPS04
Bobby, Joseph, and Connie are harassed at a water park by a group of bullies, and only Boomhauer can save them. Meanwhile, Bill becomes a minor local celebrity after he s ...
EPS05
Bobby's parents have planned a night out, but the babysitter plans fall through. Cotton volunteers to watch Bobby. A nervous Peggy leaves Cotton with instructions to watc ...
EPS06
Hank joins a co-op store because the steaks they sell are the best in town. However, he is forced to take extreme measures to get organic steaks when Mega-Lo-Mart buys ou ...
EPS07
Bobby is in charge of putting together a carnival at Tom Landry Middle School, but a school-appointed diversity counselor takes all of the fun out of it. ...
EPS08
Minh joins Dale's gun club to learn how to shoot skeet. Hank investigates who is putting their garbage in his garbage can. ...
EPS09
Hank reluctantly joins Dale on a vocation vacation, where Dale will learn basket weaving. However, problems arise when Dale is completely incompetent and Hank becomes the ...
EPS10
Ladybird begins acting erratically during thunderstorms, and Hank must resort to consulting a dog spiritualist or risk losing her to Animal Control. ...
EPS11
Hank helps Buck Strickland and Sugarfoot's find a way to get around the Arlen City Council's new ban on trans fats. ...
EPS12
Dale discovers that the daughter of one of Bill's lady-friends shares the same DNA as Joseph. He comes to the conclusion that he is the father of both of them. ...
EPS13
Hank seeks revenge when he finds out that his car salesman has been taking advantage of him for 20 years, but he gets in trouble when his plan gets out of hand. ...
EPS14
While Hank helps out with Enrique's daughter's Quinceanera celebration, Peggy threatens to run Enrique's family out of its neighborhood by introducing it to the Arlen art ...
EPS15
Peggy makes drastic changes around the home after a pop family therapist has her convinced that their family is having intimacy problems, which only pushes Hank and Bobby ...
EPS16
Kahn uses karaoke to boost his self confidence and to help cope with his domineering father-in-law's latest visit. ...
EPS17
Peggy hires actors and writes a script to help her open house for a home she can't sell. But instead of selling the house in question, she gets carried away and winds up ...
EPS18
A private academy bribes Dale into enrolling Joseph to play quarterback, but he soon learns that his family doesn't fit in because they're not rich. ...
EPS19
When Peggy's birthday celebrations promise to disappoint her once again, she decides to plan her own party aboard a train that features a murder-mystery play. ...
EPS20
Hank accidentally drives a mild-mannered man over the edge when he takes the man's wallet from him, incorrectly assuming that the man had just stolen his. ...
EPS21
Bobby temporarily becomes man of the house and Hank becomes the laughing stock of the neighborhood when everybody discovers that he's afraid of bats. ...
EPS22
Peggy's jailbird brother (Luanne's father) comes to town, and commits another crime; and Lucky feels sorry for him, so he takes the blame. ...