Elmer calls about anal beads; Special Ed calls a record store looking for a certain song. ...

Spoonie Luv looks into karate lessons; Gladys complains about a video store mix-up. Yanker voices: Wanda Sykes, Tony Barbieri, Jim Florentine, Jimmy Kimmel, and Robert Sc ...

Snoop Dogg calls about running for public office; Hadassah has a run-in with a salesperson. ...

George Zucco calls about swelling testicles; Bobby Fletcher hits an innocent bystander. ...

Hadassah calls about a perfume rash on her vagina; Ken repeatedly asks a caller to hit the pound key. ...

Gladys gets glued to a toilet seat; Steven calls a talent agent and keeps doing Bobcat Goldthwait impressions. ...

A blind stripper applies for college; Dick Birchum wants swimming lessons for his conjoined twins. Yanker voices: Lisa Kushell, Adam Carolla, Ian Black, Jim Florentine, J ...

Bobby Fletcher can't stop burping; Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Pinsky talk hip-hop. ...

Elmer calls about a gay cruise; Danny seeks out the help of a rabbi. ...

Spoonie Luv calls for driving lessons; Niles Standish wants a balloon ride. Yanker voices: Tony Barbieri, Fred Armisen, Susie Essman, Jim Florentine, Katie Kimmel, Kevin ...

Special Ed goes out to the ballgame; a sleazy professor calls a co-ed. Yanker voices: Jim Florentine, Jeff Goldblum, Fred Armisen, Michael Ian Black, Adam Carolla, Jimmy ...

Gladys calls for a conjugal visit; Ken gets stuck in a restroom. ...

Hadassah tests her boyfriend's sperm; Jeff needs a job. ...

Hadassah tests her boyfriend's sperm; Jeff needs a job. ...

Cammie calls about her haunted breast implants; Tony Deloge tries to get a free meal. ...